Aardvark jokes

Why was Easter the aardvark's favorite holiday? Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!

Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal? Because he ate his ant for dinner!

Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors? Because they always have their noses in other people's business!

Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants? They can stick to the subject!

Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks can't? Aardvarks don't have trunks!

Who's the aardvark's favorite female vocalist? Bearbara Streis-ant!

Who's an aardvark's favorite male singer?

Frank Sinostril!

Who won the animal race? The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck, but the aardvark won by a nose!

Who loves hamburgers, French fries, and ants? Ronald MacAardvark!

Who is the Lone Aardvark's faithful Indian companion? Tanto

Who has a long nose, wears a mask, and sits tall in the saddle? The Lone Aardvark!

Which aardvark holds the speed record? The nearsighted aardvark, who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!

Where does the aardvark family always come first? In the phone book!

When is an aardvark jumpy? When he's got ants in his pants!

What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? An aardvark with the sniffles!

What is uglier than an aardvark? Two aardvarks!

What is the difference between an aardvark and a coyote? One has a long smeller, the other, a loud yeller!

What has six legs, two arms, four eyes and a tail? A man holding an aardvark.

What has 200 legs, 50 noses, and is very loud? A herd of stampeding aardvarks!

What does the aardvark take sailing? An aard ark!

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