Answer me this jokes

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes - why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?

Why, if the best things in life are free, the next-best things are so expensive?

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn the radio down?

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called shipment but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?

Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?

Why is brassiere singular and panties plural?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why does an inspiring sight like a sunrise always have to take place at such an inconvenient time?

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

Why do we drive on parkways when we park on driveways?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

Why are there interstates in Hawaii?

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

Which of the Himalayas is the shortest?

What will fall on the lawn first? An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue?

What Mrs. Dumpty gave Humpty?

What color is a chameleon on a mirror?

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