Banana jokes

Why is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music? Because if you don't C sharp you'll B flat.

Why don't bananas snore? Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm? He kept throwing the bent bananas away.

Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because he couldn't find a date.

Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because he couldn't find a date.

Why are you eating a banana with the skin on? Oh, it's all right. I know what's inside.

Why are bananas never lonely? Because they hang around in bunches.

What's yellow and writes? A ball-point banana.

What's yellow and flashes? A banana with a loose connection.

What's yellow and always points to the north? A magnetic banana.

What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg? Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.

What would you call two bananas? A pair of slippers.

What would you call two banana skins ? A pair of slippers.

What is yellow on the inside and green on the outside ? A banana dressed up as a cucumber !

What is yellow and goes bzzzzzz? An electric banana.

What is the easiest way to make a banana split? Cut it in half.

What is the difference between a banana and a bell? You can only peel (peal) the banana once.

What is long and yellow and always points north? A magnetic banana.

What is a ghost favorite fruit ? Boonanaa !

What do you do if you see a blue banana? Try to cheer it up.

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