Burger jokes

Why were the burgers in the refrigerator...

Why were the burgers in the refrigerator embarrassed? They saw the salad dressing!


Why was the burger thrown out of the Arm...

Why was the burger thrown out of the Army? He couldn't pass mustard!


Why is President Carter important to Ham...

Why is President Carter important to Hamburger Land in April? One the opening day of the baseball season, he throws out the first meatball!


Why do the hamburgers beat the hot dogs ...

Why do the hamburgers beat the hot dogs at every sport they play? Because hot dogs are the wurst!


Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons? The...

Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons? They won't talk no matter how you grill them!


Why do hamburgers make good baseball pla...

Why do hamburgers make good baseball players? They're great at the plate!


Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues?...

Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues? They get to meet their old flames!


Why do hamburgers act brilliantly on sta...

Why do hamburgers act brilliantly on stage? They give meaty performances - especially if they are in their prime!


Why do burgers run the gauntlet? To test...

Why do burgers run the gauntlet? To test their meattle!


Why do burgers laugh when you surround t...

Why do burgers laugh when you surround them with pickles? Who knows - maybe they're picklish!


Why did the pro football player from the...

Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup? He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!


Why can any hamburger run the mile in un...

Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes? Because it's a FAST food!


Why aren't burgers too good at basketbal...

Why aren't burgers too good at basketball? Too many turnovers!


Why are hamburgers essential to football...

Why are hamburgers essential to football? Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!


Who wins most of the medals for bravery ...

Who wins most of the medals for bravery in Burger Land? The meatball heros!


Who was the burger's favorite all-time ...

Who was the burger's favorite all-time movie director? Sizzle B. DeMille!


Who is the hamburgers' favorite actress...

Who is the hamburgers' favorite actress? Candice Berger!


Who do hamburgers love on TV? Archie Bun...

Who do hamburgers love on TV? Archie Bunker's son-in-law, the meathead!


Who can beat any burger at golf? Any LIN...

Who can beat any burger at golf? Any LINKS sausage!


Who are the hamburgers favorite people?...

Who are the hamburgers favorite people? Vegetarians!