Easter jokes

Energizer Bunny found dead

Today, the world was stunned by the news of the death of the Energizer Bunny. He was six years old. Authorities believe that the death occurred at approximately 8:42 pm last evening.

Best known as the irritating pink bunny that kept going, and going, and going, "Pinkie," as he was known to his friends and relatives, was alone at the time of death.

He is survived by his equally creepy brother, the Easter Bunny.

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Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? He wa...

Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? He was having a bad hare day!


Why is Easter like whipped cream and a c...

Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry? Because it's always on a sundae!


Why do we paint Easter eggs? Because it'...

Why do we paint Easter eggs? Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!


Why did you drive the lawn mower over yo...

Why did you drive the lawn mower over your Easter basket? I thought the plastic grass was growing too high!


Who is the Easter Bunny's favorite movi...

Who is the Easter Bunny's favorite movie actor? Rabbit De Niro!


Who delivers Easter treats to all the fi...

Who delivers Easter treats to all the fish in the sea? The Oyster Bunny!


Where does the Easter Bunny go when he n...

Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail? To a re-tail store!


Where did the Easter Bunny go to college...

Where did the Easter Bunny go to college? Johns Hopkins!


What's big and purple and hugs your East...

What's big and purple and hugs your Easter basket? The Easter Barney!


What would you get if you crossed the Ea...

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food? Hop suey!


What would you get if you crossed the Ea...

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed person? An Easter basket case!


What would you get if you crossed the Ea...

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a leprechaun? The Easter Blarney!


What would you get if you crossed the Ea...

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general? Napoleon Bunnyparte!


What would you get if you crossed a skun...

What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy? Smelly beans!


What will the Easter Bunny be doing afte...

What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter? One to three for breaking and entering.


What is the Easter Bunny's favorite spo...

What is the Easter Bunny's favorite sport? Basket-ball, of course!


What has big ears, brings Easter treats,...

What has big ears, brings Easter treats, and goes "hippity-BOOM, hippity-BOOM, hippity-BOOM"? The Easter Elephant.


What happened when the Easter Bunny met ...

What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after!


What happened when the Easter Bunny caug...

What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan? It took ears off his life!