Speedbird At Frankfurt
The German controllers at Frankfurt Airport were known to be short-tempered. They not only expected you to know your parking location but how to get there without any assistance from them. So it was with some amusement that we (a Delta 767) listened to the following exchange between Frankfurt ground and a British Airways 747 (radio call Speedbird 206) after landing.
Speedbird 206: "Good morning Frankfurt, Speedbird 206 clear of the active."
Ground: "Guten morgen, taxi to your gate."
The British Airways 747 pulls onto the main taxiway and stops.
Ground: "Speedbird, do you not know where you are going?"
Speedbird 206: "Stand by, ground, I'm looking up the gate location now."
Ground (with typical impatience): "Speedbird 206, have you never flown to Frankfurt before?"
Speedbird 206 (coolly): "Yes, in 1944. But I didn't stop."
Jokes
-
Aardvark jokes (56)
-
Accountant jokes (74)
-
Animal jokes (182)
-
Answer me this jokes (56)
-
Ant jokes (26)
-
Apple jokes (35)
-
Aviation jokes (107)
-
Baby jokes (57)
-
Banana jokes (36)
-
Bar jokes (118)
-
Barbie doll jokes (82)
-
Bath jokes (37)
-
Beauty jokes (20)
-
Bed jokes (5)
-
Beer booze and fun (121)
-
Bicycle jokes (17)
-
Biologist jokes (26)
-
Bird jokes (5)
-
Birthday jokes (33)
-
Blind jokes (30)
-
Blonde jokes (328)
-
Burger jokes (97)
-
Bus jokes (36)
-
Business jokes (97)
-
Cannibal jokes (74)
-
Car and train jokes (185)
-
Cat jokes (90)
-
Children jokes (58)
-
Christmas jokes (114)
-
Chuck Norris (1)
-
Clinton jokes (114)
-
College jokes (70)
-
Computer jokes (157)
-
Cow jokes (158)
-
Cowboy jokes (30)
-
Criminal jokes (70)
-
Dance jokes (45)
-
Dead and dying jokes (61)
-
Dentist jokes (55)
-
Dinosaur jokes (37)
-
Dirty jokes (344)
-
Divorce jokes (30)
-
Doctor and nurse jokes (163)
-
Dog jokes (248)
-
E-mail jokes (37)
-
Easter jokes (30)
-
Elephant jokes (115)
-
Face jokes (32)
-
Farmer jokes (70)
-
Firefighter jokes (38)
-
Fishing jokes (131)
-
Food jokes (118)
-
Frog jokes (56)
-
Funny Lists (1)
-
Ghost jokes (69)
-
Gorilla jokes (80)
-
Hair and bald jokes (68)
-
Halloween jokes (40)
-
History jokes (48)
-
Holiday jokes (1)
-
Horse jokes (97)
-
Humor jokes (202)
-
Hunting jokes (34)
-
Idiot and fool jokes (106)
-
Insect jokes (174)
-
Internet jokes (122)
-
Irish jokes (1)
-
Journalist jokes (30)
-
Judge jokes (32)
-
King Kong jokes (32)
-
Knock Knock jokes (368)
-
Lawyer jokes (60)
-
Letter jokes (49)
-
Lotto jokes (2)
-
Marriage jokes (205)
-
Men jokes (134)
-
Mental health jokes (77)
-
Microsoft jokes (2)
-
Military jokes (98)
-
Money jokes (83)
-
Monster jokes (137)
-
Mother Nature (1)
-
Mouse jokes (37)
-
Movie and TV jokes (55)
-
Music jokes (146)
-
Office humor (1)
-
Old age jokes (70)
-
Parent jokes (64)
-
Pig jokes (153)
-
Police jokes (125)
-
Political jokes (97)
-
Rabbit jokes (97)
-
Religious jokes (159)
-
Restaurant jokes (13)
-
Salesmen jokes (31)
-
School jokes (124)
-
Sex jokes (18)
-
Snake jokes (61)
-
Snowman jokes (30)
-
Space jokes (43)
-
Spelling jokes (38)
-
Sports jokes (140)
-
Star Wars jokes (1)
-
Stupidity (1)
-
Teeth jokes (38)
-
Telephone jokes (67)
-
Time jokes (34)
-
Top 10 Lists (1)
-
Vampire jokes (93)
-
Waiter jokes (108)
-
Weather jokes (108)
-
Witch jokes (58)
-
Women jokes (52)
-
Yo Momma (1)
-
Zodiac jokes (35)
-
Zoo jokes (4)