Where were you during the Great Facebook outage of 2010?
Apparently Twitter was still up during the Great Outage of September 23, 2010...
@OPB: BREAKING NEWS: Facebook is down. Worker productivity rises. U.S. climbs out of recession.
@TheDollSays: Facebook users are roaming the streets in tears, shoving photos of themselves in people's faces and screaming 'DO YOU LIKE THIS? DO YOU??'
@dsilverman: Twitter to Facebook: “. . . and STAY down."
@Lord_Voldemort7: I shut down facebook. That'll teach The Social Network for trying to steal attention from the Deathly Hallows Trailer. Take that, Zuckerberg
@sacca: When Facebook goes down, everyone comes to Twitter to talk about it. When Twitter goes down, the world falls mute.
@VladimirRS: BREAKING NEWS: Facebook down due to explosion in Farmville's manure composter. Five million people forced to work.
@MTVClutch Facebook is down. We can't tell who's hungry or tired.
@Emilburp: When twitter down, everyone Facebooks. When Facebook down, everyone Tweets. When Myspace down, nobody cares.
@ Danicrino: NO DNS: Facebook is down which means that 9 months from now, many children born.
@Tmendousnews: Facebook is down! Let's all go back to MySpace and Tom freak out!
@stumark: I'm so thankful FaceBook is down. Now I can get some work done.
@JohnFugelsang: Facebook going down is a crushing blow to millions of us who just want to sit at home, all alone, so we can socialize.
@pmesnik: At the moment Facebook goes down, 500M people look up and say to themselves, "what do I do now?"
@dylanw: Lost productivity from Facebook being down becomes people tweeting about how productivity's up because Facebook is down.
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