Wifey The Mechanic

WIFE: "There's trouble with the car. It has water in the carburator."

HUSBAND: "Water in the carburator? That's ridiculous."

WIFE: "I'm telling you, the car has water in the carburator!"

HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carburator is! I'll check it out. Where's the car?"

WIFE: "In the pool."